Friday, November 10, 2006

Barramundi Man spotted!


If you have read my blog over the last week or two you will know about Barramundi Man. He comes every year, does a swoop of the stand and then heads straight for the "Models" section to have a good perve. He is always dressed the same way year after year, in a hat with sharks teeth around the edge,or a nothern territory cap, a barramundi T- shirt and shorts and a lurid look on his face.
Well, yesterday was the day....like clock work.
Then there's the young guy, a few sandwiches short of a picnic who wears his tracky pants up around his armpits colorfully co-ordinated with a hawaiian print shirt who pretends to look at every other calendar until he thinks I cant see and then goes to have a good perve at the models section, gets sprung and walks off with a stiffy...ewwwwww!!
Then there are the morons looking for calendars of Pomeramiams, Laksma Ashpos, Dovermans,Westfield Highfield Terriers,and several other dog breeds that I have to translate to make some semblence of sense out of...pure joy!
On the other side of the fence 'the man' got a free sample pack of nappies to try for his period of incontinence that he faces when he comes out of hospital - He modelled one for me and I told him that Michael Jackson used to pay good money to wear ones just like that......until he got sprung.
Life is a box of chocolates, isn't it?!!

8 comments:

Anchell said...

Gawd....looking forward to tomorrow much!!!!

heehee...Im bringing the camera for proof!

Lisa said...

she wouldnt let me take photos....pout , whine.......how brave of arek......nappies.......good grief, I pray this will be all over for him soon........as for guys in tracky dacks and floral shirts with erections.......YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw- green, green, credit is not a button...........

Cyndy said...

Maybe trackkie-dak-guy could use the leftover naps to wear so he can hide his stiffy.......;)

Jacqui said...

eeewwww!

Thinking of you alot! Poor thing...

The people we meet, hey?

Lisa said...

delete the spammer !!

Kathleen said...

eewwwwwwwwwww!!

It's too early on Sunday morning to be having these kind of visions!

Thinking of you braving mind, body and soul to be around these people!

Anchell said...

What spammer?
I am confused for sure

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