Wednesday, November 08, 2006

But it's so expensive!


The conversation went like this....
"How much is this guinea pig calendar?"
"It's $21.95".
"$21.95?!!But that's so expensive....well, they do love their guinea pigs...but it's so expensive..are you sure that's the price?".
I turn the calendar over and show Mrs. Tightarse Pensioner the RRP on the back.
"Yes..that's right ...it's $21.95".
"I normally wouldn't spend so much on a calendar..but they do love their guinea pigs".
Waiting....waiting...
"I would not normally pay so much for a calendar...they own guinea pigs you know."
"Mmmm"
Another customer approaches with a purchase.
"Is his calendar also $21.95?"
"No, his is $23.95 - he has a 'Hot Buns' Calendar (female models).Maybe you would like that one?"
"Oh no.....I normally don't spend so much on a calendar...It's so expensive..
Mmmmm....$21.95"
"Mmmm"
"Well, ok then..I guess I will buy it then - I am being so extravangant! $21.95 for a calendar!!"
Smoke is seen comming out of my ears!!!
She pays...she leaves mumbling.."so expensive"
I guess she will go home, have a Bex and a good lie down.

6 comments:

Anchell said...

You could probably buy two guinea pigs for that!
So, do you have one with monkeys working in the kitchen?

rainbowspirit said...

Or one with hairy bum cracks???

Poor mary boss - you really seem to be dealing with the other side of humanity there....

Lisa said...

well, they are gift lines and you dont have to buy them.......and by the way - PUT THE BLOODY THING BACK WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM ! - thank you, have a nice day !
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Anchell said...

Its green, green, oh shit, ummm, RED....I know everything

Cyndy said...

I could work for you Mary Romy, if I didn't have to use the red, green, or credit buttons...and I lived down your way...sorry...but I Am a good salesperson....Charlestown Square leading up to Christmas...INSANITY!!!!

Anchell said...

I should fit right in this week then....