Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A rather large erection


Yes...I agree.It is rather a large erection and it is in my loungeroom!
No.the tree did not come from Retravision, Mary of the many Lay bys.
We got it from Grace Brothers many years ago when it was on sale because it was a demo tree on the floor. The staff dismantled it and put it in a cardboard box from a fridge for the man to take home.
It takes us a few nights to put up as we only do a bit at a time, but it has now become a yearly tradition - even though I was fairly close to getting rid of it this year ( I was booed down by the rest of the clan).
When all the lights are on..you can almost have a seizure! But it's worth it.
You must come by and have a Capt. Cook!
The man is doing well - he is actually doing some short walks and is sleeping a little better.
I am contemplating pitching a tent somewhere in the carpark of the Square seeing that over the next three weeks I will just about be living there.Should be super fun...if you are comming to the Square to shop please remember to bring alcoholic beverages for Boss Mary!

8 comments:

Anchell said...

Pah.....I will pretend to bring you bourbon on thursday....but Im not picking you up if you fall down and old ladies will come running with trolleys to accidently run over your poor p*ss-ed ass. Oh dear, I am being irreverent now. Please dont sack me...I will be goooooooooooooo

Cyndy said...

I'm glad the rest of the family out-booed you; this tree and it's encompassing ritual is a special, and this year there is probably more need for it than ever....I would imagine that when you turn the lights on, the power grid has to go into back-up mode, and your energy supplier rubs it's fiscal hands together in glee.....xoxo ;)

Lisa said...

really mary of the smart ass smirk, a witch wasting all that electricity- boo hiss- truly you have the biggest bush ever erected & others pale in comparision- got to love an erection in the corner of your lounge room- particulalrly one that takes 4 days to get up and lasts a month........I bet santa leaves your nest one happy chappy..........

Anchell said...

STOP IT...Ive larfed my pants off tonight.....

Jewell said...

what a big erection you have my dear!!! dont think i'm going 2 enter mine in.....it's way way 2 small...do have cat trying 2 hang itself issues as well....
ho ho ho
Jx
great 2 hear the man is getting better...sent lots of dragon healing out to him last night

rainbowspirit said...

dont worry about a tent at charlie square - just go and crash on a bed in Target!!!

Lisa said...

do you have a calander that starts every second thursday at 4am and goes until i realise what an idiot i am for asking ? if so, i dont want to buy it I am only enquiring, if not, why the hell not? you call yourself a calander girl?????????????????????

Jacqui said...

I'm laughing way too hard, now.... :D