Friday, January 09, 2009

JUST ANOTHER SHIT DAY

Well today was the icing on the Charlestown Square cake...
No,
The cherry on the icing on the Charlestown Square cake.

There was shit, human shit, on the floor near my stand and 50,000 people proceeded to step in it and drag it the length and breath of the stand so that I could gag and dry retch until the cleaners came to clean it up ( 10 minues later )...
Don't ask me how it got there - I just smelt something really bad then looked around to find.....it on the floor.

Did you think that was then end of that????
No, no, no!!!!!
Both toilet blocks, in reach of the stand were then blocked for hours, so I just had to hold on.

Then there was vomit in the closest one....
so I held on again...

dry wretch, gag some more...
then...

later that afternoon....
when it was quiet,
a cleaner approached me to say that she had just cleaned the biggest shit she had ever seen off the floor at the side of Gloria Jeans when we heard a scream coming from the other end of the stand...

Well there in the middle of Centre Court was THE BIGGEST, FILTHIEST, SHIT I have ever seen in my life.
Yes....right in the middle of the floor, yet again just a metre from my stand.
It was so huge I had to go and have a look.
It could not have been human but it was shit...it stank like shit.

The cleaners said that it must be a stray dog, but I had not seen a dog all afternoon.
I told them that this smelt like a prank by kids who had nothing better to do...

How vile and disgusting!!!!!

By the way, Gloria Jeans was FULL of customers who got an eyeful of the true style and carisma of the type of moron that comes to the Square.

Delightful......
Are you still busting to go there??????

12 comments:

Myst_72 said...

Uhh...no.
Might pass if you don't mind....

G
xx

Natalie said...

Ditto.

You wonder where there moral fibre was woven - don't you?

Obviously not at "THE SQUARE". Snort.

Jen said...

Oh Renata

Thats just shitty!!!


sorry - couldnt help it


truly - am just shaking my head in disbelief...... disgusting

Lisa said...

yuck!
thats awful
now i am gagging

Kristy said...

What little shits!

hehehe

I mean..... bastards.

Anchell said...

Oh my god!

That's disgusting

but funny too

in a sick, disgusted kind of way

Turdsville Square

snort

Faerie said...

My stomach is turning ... and I pick up doggie-do all the time!

Cyndy said...

And to think that one now has to pay for the priviledge of parking at The Square just be privy to such a display!

Oh... my... god..... >_<

Anchell said...

Am I the only one who is appreciating the cynical irony of it all???

Are the gods not telling you that that place is shit?

Heeeeheeeee

I am a sick puppy ok!

Anonymous said...

I know I know...get get the hint...finally.Please let me find my path and let it not have anything to do with the Square....w.w.

Jen said...

time to think 'outside the square'


ha ha ha ha


get it... ha ha


sorry - i crack myself up sometimes....

Lisa said...

its tme to move outside the square they shit in