Monday, February 19, 2007

Ouch!


Oh yes.just when you thought it was safe to go back to the hospital to have your catheter removed, in walks THE NURSE FROM HELL!!!!!

Firztly we will put ze clampf on.Ya!

Mmmmm.Ok.

Then we vill give you ze needle in your bum.It vill be painful.Ya!

Mmmmmm.Ok.

Then we vill RIP ZE CATHETER OUT OF YOUR BODY WITH NO FORWARNING THAT IT WILL FEEL LIKE YOU ARE HAVING YOUR GUTS PULLED OUT THROUGH YOUR PENIS!!!!!YA!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why did the man look so white when he walked back into the room where I had been waiting?

FOR GOOD REASON I Guess!

OUCH!

Then he had to pee three times, just to chech that his bladder still worked. ( there was a worry that the nurse from hell had pulled that out along with the catheter).

So there we were hour after hour, the man drinking litre upon litre of liquid with his bladder going on strike saying, Uh Uh baby...I ain't lettin anything go here...

After two hours and the contents of Chitchester Dam sitting in the man's bladder, we had success number one.

Half and hour later it was success number two.

Twenty minutes later we had success number three!

Then it was home at last.

Another Chivas Regal night ahead methinks!


8 comments:

Anchell said...

Just pee in this jar please sir............oh dear

Kathleen said...

Glad he didn't tick her off as well!!!

yeeeoooohhhh!

rainbowspirit said...

sounds like a good thing to have over and done with....

happy for all of your good news!

Tesah said...

Wishing the man a speedy recovery!

Lisa said...

oh god renata that sounds bloody awful- what was the needle for ? my god, I cant uncross my legs and Im not even a boy !

Romy said...

needle was an antibiotic.

Cyndy said...

It would make more sense to give potential pee-ers cold beer to drink, then the peeing part would happen quicker, and everybody knows that once you break the seal and have that first pee, then others will rapidly follow.....poor, poor, poor lovely husband...as if he hasn't been through enough! Ouch is just not descriptive enough!!!!!!

renata said...

Thank you for all your comments..the man certainly appreciates your kind thoughts.