Saturday, July 14, 2007

Have a nice day!


Well, this morning started really well.....It was market day and I rolled up at Adamstown markets early to try and find a spot to park as all the regulars park at probably 4am to secure a park close to their sites and I spotted one park on the main road side so I parked there. But it meant that I would have to cross the main road with all my stuff ( several trips ) so I went for a walk and found a park round the back. I got into the car and drove to the spot and drove in. As I was getting out with my stuff a lesbian and her girlfriend came up to me and abused the shit out of me for parking in their spot...
What?
"You drove straight in front of me you bitch and parked in MY spot!"
"Did I, I didn't see you "
"Well, what sort of a PSYCHIC ARE YOU?"
She had been sitting on the other side of the road and must have seen the sign on my car and decided that it was very important to RUB IT IN MY FACE"

I went all shades of red and purple as steam started to rise from under my white skivvy!
There was no point in engaging in conversation with this tart so I told her to have a nice day and stormed off, to several other choice expletives being thrown at me by the both of them.
I have nothing against lesbians, but I do have something against arrogant angry women with "the world revolves around my arse issues" at 6am in the morning.
Have a nice day indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddess bless that I never see them again.

5 comments:

Rider-Waite said...

I would have smacked that bitch down and said "No, but I saw THAT coming!!!" Then I would have run away and hid for a few days.

~*Rylah*~ said...

Ha! Rider, that made me laugh! :)))

How rude! It's not like they had a sign on the carpark or anything.... totally OTT.

You were very restrained - don't think I could have done it!

Anchell said...

Fark 'em I say....scary freaky angry people!

Kristy-Lee said...

If the world revolves around their asses you really should have moved your car.

(What bitches!)

Lisa said...

i dont like those women-screaming at my skivvy wearing elf psychic ho and carrying on like pork chops with revolving asses........bloody hell, markets are evil arnet they, spawn of the devil and all that crap.........bitches x