Got a new book today called "The Cynic's Dictionary" - let me share a few gems!
Clairvoyant - a person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely that he is a blockhead.
Ambrose Bierce.
Children - items that have become so expensive, only the poor can afford them.
Hal Roach.
Doctor - a person who takes out a stethoscope and listens to your wallet.
Anon.
Easter - a national celebration of chocolate.
Mike Barfield
Exercise - what you get when you walk from the front door to your car.
Anon.
Experience - the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde.
Misfortune - The kind of fortune that never misses.
Ambrose Pierce.
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that would make Bero fair a learning experience......
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