Did anyone buy a calendar BEFORE Christmas? I thought that everyone had one by now.
I WAS WRONG!
Far out - how much can people buy?
I have served over 500 customers in the last two days, each one buying one, two, even three calendars.
It's crazy.
I have nothing left.But, just when you thought that I would run out..I am just about to get another load of calendars in a day or so. YAY....(not).
And guess what...next week, we are selling at 75% off. This is when people take everything that isn't tied down.
They are even buying my tractor ( yes...tractor) calendars.
Mmmmmmmmm..
And all the tight arse poodle owners ( this DOES NOT include you Raihn - you were one of my best customers, along with Mary Ankle )have come in over the last two days searching for a poodle calendar at half price cause they were too tight to get one at full price - and guess what? I haven't got any!!!Ha!
Serves them right.
I have had over twelve requests....
What am I going to do with myself when calendars sales are over?
I wonder?
Will have to find something new to bitch about won't I?
P.S.Mary of the many now paid for laybys..don't forget you are on tomorrow.
Bring long sharp stick please.
And metal tipped boots.
8 comments:
i know what you can do when finish calenders,have some fun.
I have not forgotten and shall be there with sticks and boots and several knives....cant wait.....
Hi there, please don't sell my "Little Prince" calendar to some tight arse!!
I have just had the vision of using calenders much like Shawn in the movie "Shawn of the Dead" does with his record collection ... throwing them at the heads of the zombies - which of course kills them ...
So good, Kathleen...must watch that!
Ahhhh, can we throw calendars at zombie customers tommorrow???
PPPLlllleeeaaassseeee.
Only on the very last day of calendar club, MaryAlmostadriver.....
but i wont be there...............
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