Saturday, October 13, 2007
Classic Joke of the week!
People were in their pews talking at
church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the
church. Everyone started screaming and running for
the front entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church
except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in
his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and
said, "Don't you know who I am?
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with a
word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned
the old man, in an even tone.
Did you know that I could cause you
profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?"
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan
asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to
your sister for 44 years."