A litle girl walks into her parents bathroom and notices for the first time her fathers nakedness.
Immediately she is curious. He has equipment that she does'nt.She asks, "What are those round hanging things there daddy?"
Proudly he replies,"Those sweetheart, are the apples of life.Without them we would not be here!"
Puzzled, she seeks out her mummy and tells her what daddy has just said. Mummy replies, "Did daddy say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"