What's going on with these elections?
I had to queue to vote....that's never happened before.
Then I looked at the ballot sheets - one was the size of the dead sea scrolls!
To put a "1" in a box above the line?
We all know that no one fills in the boxes below the line - please!
Then the partys....had to laugh!
The fishing party?
The shooters party?
The horesrider's party?
The party for no more immigration?
I am going to run next time -
My party is going to be called -
"Let's have a party" Party
One of my policies will be to introduce compulsory holidays on your birthday,on your kid's birthdays and on your grandparents and parents birthdays.
I also intend to bring in compulsory holidays for you if anyone on your street is having a birthday.
Of course this will lead to no GST on chocolate and birthday cakes and decorations.
what about the "Knitters" Party? Compulsory knitting needles in every household.
the "stamp collectors" Party? A country that licks together - well.....
can't go too wrong there.
What about "I'll give you a dollar if you vote for me" Party.
What a load of shite!
I have lost my will to live!