Friday, March 23, 2007

Who the hell do I vote for?


What's going on with these elections?

I had to queue to vote....that's never happened before.

Then I looked at the ballot sheets - one was the size of the dead sea scrolls!

For what!

To put a "1" in a box above the line?

We all know that no one fills in the boxes below the line - please!

Then the partys....had to laugh!

The fishing party?

The shooters party?

The horesrider's party?

The party for no more immigration?


I am going to run next time -

My party is going to be called -

"Let's have a party" Party

One of my policies will be to introduce compulsory holidays on your birthday,on your kid's birthdays and on your grandparents and parents birthdays.

I also intend to bring in compulsory holidays for you if anyone on your street is having a birthday.

Of course this will lead to no GST on chocolate and birthday cakes and decorations.

or

what about the "Knitters" Party? Compulsory knitting needles in every household.

or

the "stamp collectors" Party? A country that licks together - well.....

can't go too wrong there.


What about "I'll give you a dollar if you vote for me" Party.


What a load of shite!

I have lost my will to live!

5 comments:

Anchell said...

the 'really bad liars party'?.
Nah, thats taken isnt it.....

Tesah said...

I have to admit, I voted below the line. Only coz I futzed up and didn't read the instructions properly (maybe I'm male!). So I'd stuck a 1 in a box below the line before I'd realised I could have saved myself some trouble, so I had to number (completely random) boxes 1 to 15. Oh well, that'll learn me!

Lisa said...

was horrified by the amount of paper used- have been told they recycle it and should bloody well hope so- disgusting.........I do have a friend who numbers every box below the line- bah !

Jewell said...

love it...how about "burn the witch..not"party, or "I know what your thinking" party!!!!

Cyndy said...

Can I come to your party?