Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Another bargearse Mary joins the ranks!


Yes ladies! I am, as you say you are, watching my backside getting wider and saggier as each day passes.
Ooohh ahhh!!
How does this happen?
Maybe it's because I haven't exercised since January.
Maybe it's my propensity (big word) for eating chocolate.
All I know is that by June they will be doing a story on me on "Medical Miracles".It will be called, "The Woman whose arse would not stop growing".
Two food jokes for you...

Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband:And which one is this?

A man ordered a takeaway pizza. The waiter said:"Shall I cut it into six pieces or twelve?"
"Six pieces", said the man.
"I could never eat twelve".

5 comments:

Anchell said...

...or the woman whose pants got shorter and shorter until they were a g-string which was not a good look and made people vomit and had to be surgically removed type thing....???

Cyndy said...

I think we should give ourselves a break. Have a look at Faerie Maerie's work. Her ladies are soft and curvy, and epitomise "woman". Reubenesque is another admirable word. We are not the sum of our BMI, bodyweight and clothing size. We need to be heaalthy, happy and content. And being a smaller body mass may not necessarily contribute to this. ;0)

Lisa said...

yes cyndy is right but I am stil fat

Anonymous said...

YOUR COMMENT MARY LISA CRACKED ME UP SO MUCH I NEARLY WET MYSELF.....OH LOOK ON TV...IT'S MEDICAL MIRACLES....AM I ON THIS WEEK..OH NO IT'S A BOY WITH BREASTS...I MUST BE NEXT WEEK'S STORY.RENATA

Kathleen said...

Thanks Cyndy, I could fashion you all new bodies in your favourite colours complete with beads and embellishments if you would like : )