Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Another bargearse Mary joins the ranks!
Yes ladies! I am, as you say you are, watching my backside getting wider and saggier as each day passes.
How does this happen?
Maybe it's because I haven't exercised since January.
Maybe it's my propensity (big word) for eating chocolate.
All I know is that by June they will be doing a story on me on "Medical Miracles".It will be called, "The Woman whose arse would not stop growing".
Two food jokes for you...
Wife: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
Husband:And which one is this?
A man ordered a takeaway pizza. The waiter said:"Shall I cut it into six pieces or twelve?"
"Six pieces", said the man.
"I could never eat twelve".