Thursday, May 01, 2008

Life on Phart!

Well my admission of life on Phart has been a relevation to all.
You are all a scream and it has lightened my load to admit to you all that I am really an alien being ( yes, I know that you ALL knew that and were discussing it behind my back anyway ).

Phart is a very gaseous planet at the edge of a very unknown and dark solar system known as Alpha Romeo.

Phartians do not really have a language as they communicate via psychic connections and so learning the earth language has been challenging.Especially when I heard earthlings using the word "fart" so openly. I really thought that you knew more about us then I was aware of until I noticed the different spelling.

I feel that I have fitted into your colony well but I have kept this a secret for too long.
I have no parents as such, we are all created in a big trough in the Phartian colonisation factory. Many mistakes are made and these are all sent to Earth - so there are many more of us here than you think!
Your best friend may be a Phartian and you don't know it.
Anyway......more details, to come, if you so wish..
Pharts to you all!

7 comments:

Anchell said...

Nothing like a good colon-isation to sort out the Pharts from the gaseous bloopers (commonly known as SBD's)indeed. SBD's should not be confused with SUV's especially when nearing Alfa Romaoarians....

I am enjoying this immensely I must say

Anonymous said...

Yeh...so am I.ww.

Anchell said...

Shall we get into the meaty subject of planet Arsetaurius??

There are many craters there and also an ill wind can at times make life unsustainable.....

Jen said...

not to mention the rings around uranus.....

oh dear, this is getting out of hand

Lisa said...

i was unaware of the high degree of pharts walking the earth today. Can this be contributing to the hole in the a-zone layer?

dusty said...

Thats pharting funny I had a good crack up.

Tesah said...

I thought the rings were around Sat-on?