Saturday, May 03, 2008
What does one do with the dilemma of trying on the only pair of swimmers that one owns and discovering, to their absolute shock and horror, that this item of clothing no longer has a hope in hell of fitting over ONE'S FAT ARSE!!!!!!!!!
I swear the last time I put them on , they slid on effortlessly.
But, that was 18 months ago.
In 18 months I have turned into...
At least it solves the problem of what to pack - I only have a few things left that fit.
I will definately have to get a grip on this - but not till after I return from Oompah Loompah - am not giving up those stir frys and cakes...no way.